The Year of the Tiger is coming very soon. Here i would like to wish everyone Happy Chinese New Year! May u all attain perpetual happiness and wealth!
I myself dread CNY because of the faiwah-lism culture among the Chinese relatives. Eg. Have u got a girlfriend? When is your turn getting married? When are u expecting the next baby? Isn't it time to replace your old car/bf/gf/furniture/house/face.....already? How come ur getting fatter every year..?
Enough of faiwah-lism....Just gimme the angpau ok? Im going back hometown soon, expecting alot of traffic along the highway... Everyone please fasten your seatbelts and drive safely. Take a rest if you are feeling tired or sleepy. Btw, I almost killed myself in a mishap 2 weeks ago while travelling on highway (slept on the wheel!!) Otherwise it would have been sayonara to u all...
Anyway, Happy Chinese New Year! Eat more! Stuff yourself with glorious food! See your money and time invested in gyms go down the drain ya?! LOL..
12 comments:
happy new year! have a safe trip back! :D
Tip to remedy the faiwah-ism.... identify the yeema-kuchehs who say the same every year..... & hand them a red packet b4 they cld open their mouths. Worked for me!
Have a wonderful start to the new year ya! Kung Hei Fart Choy, Kung Hei Peng Onn! ^_^
+Ant+
@medie: Thanks, u too! I have reached home safely!
@Anton: This tactic is only viable for those with extra money to spare...not me...somemore their mouths sure will open wider and deeper the following years...LOL
hahahaha they need to be baichilization!
eh no... de-baichilization. HAHA.
@LCP: they are just "kehpoh"...not moronic lol..
lol.....
oh a belated cny greeting from me kekee... im sure u survived... hahaaa... happy cny and be happy :)
so how's your CNY?? were you being faiwahlized?? anyway, just treat those as tsuisuiology once a year lor.. happy CNY :p
@Happy: thanks all the same...chap goh mei still not here yet :D
@SK: haha...we are creating so much new vocabs...this year CNY keep visits to the bare minimum..lol. Happy CNY!
Choi...Slept on wheels?! Tot it's just an hour drive to go Ipoh nia?! Anyway, Happy CNY to you too...
@SL: yeah got drowsy while driving under the hot afternoon sun. Will be more careful after this. Happy CNY!
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