Dildo-shaped Advance Thermometer for H1N1 flu, anyone?

Our caring health ministry in stepping up effort to further stem the spread of H1N1 swine flu in the country, recently introduced some advanced thermometer to be used in the hospitals and health clinics recently.

If u read the labels on the box, it says "Non-contact thermometer", "hygienic and safe, easy to use, without touching your baby". Why non-contact? Because the thermometer is a state-of-the-art thermometer that uses infrared beams to take your temperature.

Now take another good look at the thermo, i don't know about u. But the more i look at it, the more it resembles...yes, a dildo! While some of u may disagree, because u might think it looks more like a gigantic sperm!

So how do u use it? To use it, simply point the dildo to your babe's forehead, oops sorry! ....simply point the thermo to your baby's or patient's forehead and press the button. A red colour light will show up and after 1-2 seconds, the reading will be out and ur done!

Simple and easy to use. Non-contact. Dildo/sperm-shaped thermometer! Would u like to try?