sometimes working in a clinic can really drive u up the wall, with certain "interesting" and greedy patients. Example:
scenario 1:
Dr: auntie, your BP is sky high , have to get admited to hospital ASAP!
Pt: no lah...i didnt sleep well yesterday...my husband pass away last year...my cat was having noises while intercourse...tats y BP today high...no need admit lah..
Dr: i am not asking your permission aunty..u NEED to be admited. or else can get stroke later.
Pt: aiyo..nevermind lah...so old oledi.
scenario 2:
Dr: so tats all auntie. cya. next. (outside the door patients were waiting like pasar malam)
Pt: Ar Dr ah...my backpain le...then got headache le...then ar....my nose my buttock itchy le...then oh..sometimes i get saturday night fever...and joint pain here and there...apa itu...sakit chiku?
Then she continues..
Pt: Dr ah...i want the KK pill (PCM tablets), medicine for joint pain, itchy itchy, headache har...somemore....this and tat and this..
Dr: aiyo auntie u move my pharmacy counter back to your house la. easier like tat.
Pt: aiyo..hahaha.....can ar?
These are the times when i wanna do THIS
BYE BYE AUNTIE! lol
4 comments:
Hi, Thanx 4 linking my blog ya.. ;)
Hope you're not like the doc on duty when I brought my dying 80-year-old auntie to the hospital. He had a form and was asking me all sorts of questions, even, "Does she have her periods?" Good grief! Over 80 years old and she's still having her periods!!!
to suituapui:
haha..its not unheard of actually. some dr who r on call may had a terrible call without sleep for more than 24 hours. so with this state of mind, anything is possible. i know cos i been through it...lol
haha..that is hilarious and that sarcasm..is the yew seng i know..haha..a lot of stories with patient that really pissed me and make me lol..move my pharmacy to your house..that's something new to tell my patient..haha..=0
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